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Wednesday, June 1

Poor Deep Throat

I really can’t be the only one who keeps seeing “Deep Throat” in the headlines and immediately thinks of the porn, can I? This poor guy is one of the most infamous figures in political history and, despite the overt sexual connotation, could have gotten away with a pretty cool nickname until one of the most popular porn movies of all time was made only a few years later bearing the same name.

He did the right thing waiting 30 years to come forward, though one can only imagine the uproar it would have caused if he had come forward in the late 70’s while the movie was at it’s peak – what a PR campaign that could have been, him and a busty blond on a poster, each one saying, “No, I’m Deep Throat!” Throw in a couple of commercials for Ricola cough drops and that’s a career worthy of David Hasselhoff.

Instead, he chose the high road, risked his career and even his life in the pursuit of truth, reaping none of the accolades, stayed in the background while he let Woodward and Bernstein tell his story and let his lore grow. Then, waiting until the twilight of his life, he comes forward now to accept his glory – and me and everyone my age still thinks of a busty broad giving a wicked hummer. That’s politics for you.

And what’s with the Publisher’s Clearinghouse pictures of him? The man was Deep Throat – and he can’t even get a proper press conference?


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In personal news, I finally decided on what The Girlfriend will be getting for her birthday this weekend. It’s a bit different from past presents (though she will still get the standard Sex Coupon Book, I don’t want to worry her).

I won’t say anymore at the risk of ruining the surprise, but let’s just say she’s going to really like it. So much in fact that she may finally cash in one of her coupons from last year.

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