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Monday, September 12

Malpractice! Doctor Uses Yahoo Instead of Craigslist To Get Laid.

Ah, The Old "Married In A Previous Life" Trick

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A Manhattan fertility specialist has been sued by two women who say he broke their hearts after meeting them through an online dating site [Yahoo Personals]on which he pretended to be single.

In their lawsuits the two women, Tiffany Wang and Jing Huang, accused Dr. Khaled Zeitoun, 46, of pretending to be single and using mind games to entice them into sexual relationships with tales of past lives.

Wang says that in May 2002, he asked her to marry him but only proposed "to see the look of joy on her face."

This is unbelievable. My friend Scott actually tried this exact same tactic on The Girlfriend when we were drunk at a pub in London.




















And Dr. Zeitoun, two words for you: Craigslist. Everyone knows the girls on Yahoo will type it, but they won’t do it. The girls on Craigslist will type it, do it and videotape it for their collection.

3 Comments:

This is what was actually said:

Me: You know, you'd be perfect if you could only balance an ottoman on your head.

T.G.: DAAAAAANNN!!

Me: I love it when you say that shit to me.

T.G.: DAAAAAAAANN!!

By Blogger [Disgrundled], at 7:58 AM  

I will stab you?

You've been watching too much Prison Break.

By Blogger tall 1, at 9:42 AM  

I remember this guy from my past life. He tried this same shit back then also.

By Blogger Neil, at 11:52 AM  

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