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Wednesday, September 14

Spears to name child "London" after city where she met Federline. Federline says, "But we hooked up in Cleveland first."

She totally stole my idea. The Girlfriend and I were going to name our first born “Syracuse.” Guess we’ll have to go with option two now: “Dirty Futon,” after the first place we ever made love.


Bahhhahahahaahhaahah. My kid is going to be named Tuna Roll and Shitferbrains III

By Blogger de Kooning's Spleen, at 11:31 PM  

Ah, Brendan. Always the voice of frivolity.

By Blogger [Disgrundled], at 8:40 AM  

snot...oh, I mean Scott.

By Blogger belligerent mother, at 9:50 AM  

I am going to name my kid "Colt 45" after the drink that led to me to losing my virginity to my first boyfriend.

By Blogger Betty, at 10:08 AM  

My question is...

Do you warn The Girlfriend before you post things like this?

Or do you just surprise her with these gems?

By Blogger tall 1, at 10:42 AM  

Why would I warn her? It was her futon...

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 11:00 AM  

In other news, the city of London has decided to change it's name...

By Blogger Neil, at 12:58 PM  

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