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Thursday, November 10

Looking To Date A Famous Jew?

My friend John. He’s not only the spokesperson, he’s a member.

(Note: This isn’t true at all. John is neither a member of Jdate nor a Jew. Although he makes for a thoughtful lover. Or so I’m told.)


that's fantastic.


By Blogger Angelina, at 12:39 PM  

so, are you posting public service announcements on a regular basis, and is there a fee?

By Blogger Kelly, at 12:50 PM  

I plan on starting a fee-based service soon where I will rent out my funny, yet not Jewish friends for date in and around Manhattan. Of course it will cost more to rent one that looks like a person on a billboard.

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 12:58 PM  

John really looks like that guy. He should start charging for public appearances. He can probably start getting into fabulous parties too if he tells the bouncer he's "fourth from the left" on the Jdate billboard.

By Blogger Lizzie, at 1:06 PM  

That is too funny! He looks exactly like the guy on the billboard! He should totally use it to his advantage. Hook up with some hot Jewish chick or something. :)

By Blogger Audrey, at 1:18 PM  

Some Mormon guy out in Utah had a billboard (his friends made it without his knowing). He got THOUSANDS of dates from it. He's probably married with 10 kids by now.

By Blogger green_canary, at 2:47 PM  

My grandfather used to be a billboard artist. Maybe I could hook you guys up with a real billboard advertising dates.

By Blogger Hope, at 2:59 PM  

Frankly, I'm tired of all those Jews who walk around with those big smiles all the time. They look more like Scientologists than Jews. Aren't there any scowling or unfriendly Jews on Jdate? That's more my type anyway.

The whole billboard makes me uncomfortable. What are they laughing at? Me? Am I not the "right" type of Jew for Jdate? Stop laughing at me!

By Anonymous Neil, at 4:04 PM  

The happy people do make me feel left out. JDate, why do you forsake me?

By Blogger Momentary Academic, at 4:54 PM  

Actually, word around Times Square is he's a rather thoughtless lover. And uncircumcised.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:04 PM  

got any famous catholics i can date?

by the way, love that neil character above.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:40 AM  

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