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Tuesday, November 22

President Bush Really Impressed With Large Door

Look at my mock strength. It’s so big I can’t even open it. Look! I’m struggling with it! It’s so large though, I can’t get it to budge. If China has taught us anything, it is that we should have huge doors with ornate brass handles. I love this door.


he looks almost scared. somewhat constipated, even.

By Blogger Sub Girl, at 2:44 PM  

Americans must be proud to have such strong leader.

By Blogger Kelly, at 2:44 PM  

Oh we are. I heard that when anyone needs a jar of pickles opened in the White House, they call him. And he gets them open EVERY TIME. Even if he needs to use a rubber glove.

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 3:01 PM  

He's a stud, standing before a backgroung of giant studs, it makes me hot.

By Blogger Margo of Mystery and Mayhem, at 3:15 PM  

Are you just trying to kiss up to the Chinese after mocking them in the last post?

By Anonymous Neil, at 3:19 PM  

He's trying not to look at their large knocker...

By Blogger Kate, at 3:47 PM  

Here's the video ...

By Blogger Silent All These Years, at 5:25 PM  

Wow, a link to the video. Now that's what I call following up. I love my readers.

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 6:18 PM  

He's kind of making Dana Carvey's ChurchLady face: "Now isn't that special?"

By Blogger Momentary Academic, at 7:35 PM  

Hahaha. Gee I hope he makes that face every time he exerts himself.

By Blogger clothosfate, at 9:10 PM  

oh that is just priceless! :-)

By Blogger Audrey, at 11:40 AM  

Ha! That's freaking hilarious!

By Anonymous abigailroad, at 2:57 PM  

Strong and resolute leader!

Big door... or small man?!?!

YOU be the judge.

By Anonymous Dave, at 2:26 AM  

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