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Friday, December 16

I Get It: You Like Presents

Me: “Would you rather me get you a few smaller presents for Christmas or one big present?”

The Girlfriend: “I’d prefer a couple of small ones, including one big one.”


If I were a lesbian, I would be so in love with your girlfriend right now. She is a brilliant, brilliant woman.

By Blogger Megan, at 12:51 AM  

Women speak a language that I think guy's are just not meant to ever understand. period.

By Blogger Indiana, at 1:40 AM  

I'd have to agree with Megan. I heart your g/f. She truly is a genius and you're playing right into her trap. HAHA... I love being a girl for these exact situations!

By Blogger Julie_Gong, at 9:22 AM  

The small gifts better be expensive too.

By Blogger Margo of Mystery and Mayhem, at 10:06 AM  

everyone loves your gf, she is adorable... you should buy her 10,000 gifts

By Anonymous shawna, at 10:58 AM  

Megan, I'm most definitely NOT a lesbian, but I am in love with his girlfriend.

By Blogger Trix, at 11:03 AM  

ah... we women have a secret language all our own! :-) Too funny!!

By Blogger Audrey, at 11:19 AM  

Dear Adoring Fans,

Thank you for your support. I love you all as well.

Best regards,

By Blogger T.G., at 11:44 AM  

HAhahaahahaha... she sounds like a smart girl... and so how do you respond? Get her TWO big sparkly ones... one for each ear ;)

By Blogger clothosfate, at 12:21 PM  

Ha, I love it. I somehow talked my boyfriend into giving me the Christmas present he got me now and buying me another one for Christmas, although I haven't gone through with it yet. Something just seems wrong about it...

By Blogger Hope, at 1:02 PM  

What a bad move on his part. Unless it's within two days of the actual holiday, any present given to a girl is considered an "everyday gift." I learned this. I learned this well . . .

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 1:06 PM  

Smart, smart girl!

By Blogger anywherebutTX, at 2:49 PM  


By Blogger Crystal, at 6:39 PM  

I think she also meant that you should give one little pressie everyday (you know 12 days before xmas) and the BIG one is on xmas day!

By Blogger missy, at 9:52 AM  

TG - I love your style.

By Blogger Kate, at 6:34 PM  

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