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Friday, December 23

The Only Meaningful Thing To Come Out Of Our Kris Kringle Party

My friend John can’t stop looking like the J-Date billboard guy.

(When you’re as drunk as I am, this seems important. Terribly important.)


Are you sure that he's not the J-date guy? Am I suffering from your Kris Kringle Party drunken musings.

I want to go home now.

By Blogger Momentary Academic, at 11:12 AM

By Blogger [Disgrundled], at 11:29 AM  

What the hell is J-Date?

By Blogger Dirk the Feeble, at 11:50 AM  

Come on man, it's only THE hottest all Jewish all the time dating website. God I'm hungover.

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 11:56 AM  

Actually, in the small photo, he looks more like Peter Brady.

By Blogger Trix, at 12:11 PM  

I would love to post a funny comment, but I can't think of anything. Bah humbug.

By Blogger green_canary, at 1:30 PM  

ok, now he's obviously just trying to get people to think he's the J-date guy posing like that and all. you know, to get the ladies.

By Blogger Lizzie, at 1:44 PM  

I think Lizzie hit the nail on the head.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:42 PM  

John Johnson? John Johnson!

(He basically "adopted" me while his senior year and my freshman year of high school)

(Tell him "Glazer" says hello and is assured that he is not, in fact, The Jew In Times Square)

By Blogger TheTownTattler, at 8:37 PM  

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