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Monday, January 23

China Is Kinky


Normally I would make a joke about how these giant pandas look like they are humping each other – some juvenile line like “Here, have a seat . . . Whoa! Didn’t know that was hanging out! Sorry, sorry. Here, try again . . . Whoa, slipped out again!” But they actually are mating, in a position that I will now forever refer to as “Giant Panda Style.”

9 Comments:

"So how was your date with Candy?"

"Dude! I got her so drunk she wanted to do is GIANT PANDA STYLE!"

By Blogger Bobo the Wandering Pallbearer, at 12:37 PM  

All the Reverse Cowgirl fans have some new terminology to get straight.

Giant Panda Style seems like it easily lends itself to a Donkey Punch.

By Blogger Ace Cowboy, at 1:36 PM  

hmm...looks a lot like "fat bastard style"

as in big morbidly obese guy who finds it easiest on his lungs and the rest of his body to stay seated.

By Blogger hanmee, at 1:47 PM  

I love his little paws gently holding her ass. Its so tender.

By Blogger de Kooning's Spleen, at 1:57 PM  

I never liked reverse cowgirl in porn or real life, but this is so precious. They're doing it like they do on Discovery Channel.

By Blogger spinachdip, at 3:28 PM  

i will totally try this giant panda style and let you know how it works

By Anonymous shawna, at 3:49 PM  

Like they say in Super Troopers..."Um, bear...bearfucker, do you need assistance."

By Blogger Ace Cowboy, at 4:32 PM  

After seeing this and reading "chunky monkey's" comment, I can't think of any other way two fat people can have sex.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:37 PM  

fat people arent the only ones who should benefit from the panda... just saying.

By Anonymous shawna, at 1:10 PM  

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