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Thursday, February 16

Because I Like Sports. Toned, Half-Naked Sports.


And so the dance begins. Me storing the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue underneath copies of Esquire and Paste*, only to have The Girlfriend eventually find it, say, “I don’t know why you find this so interesting,” and proceed to flip through every page making comments like, “Look at her eyebrows,” or “Oh honey, how many meals have you thrown up today?” And I glance over her shoulder, chuckle and say, “Yeah, totally. How many? Like five at least, right? It’s awful. She’s just awful.”



















You’re the most awful one of all. Sometimes when it’s late at night and I’m by myself and drunk, I look at pictures of you and wonder “How did you get so awful?”



















Reminds me of Maui. The sunset, not the hot girl in the bathing suit.



















Just like your job!



















Hold on . . . something’s not right here.
















There we go! Hmmm Mmmmm.














She seems like fun.



















“Molly, how does it feel to be posing in a bathing suit that any man in America would choose over a night in bed with you?” (Molly Sims in a $30 million dollar bikini made of diamonds.)

17 Comments:

I love the sports illustrated Swimsuit issues!My boyfriend is always a little concerned that I like it just a little too much--heh...Great blog.

By Blogger Cezi, at 3:01 PM  

c'mon--diamonds over a retardedly hot model?

diamonds may be forever, but Molly's only got 5, maybe 6 years tops, left looking like that.

carpe diem, carpe clam sandwich and all that.

By Anonymous angelina, at 3:53 PM  

Hey I love to look at the hot chicks in the bikinis too, but that second picture is gross, that chick seriously needs a fucken cheeseburger....dayum!!

I don't understand why all models these days need to be completely annorexic? And what guy actually thinks that looking at a skelton with skin is hot?

JMO

Jam

By Blogger The Doggy Did It, at 3:54 PM  

Okay, I couldn't help myself.

I have a rebuttal for the sake of The Girlfriend (and myself).


Boy, I hope linked that right.

By Blogger MonkeyPants, at 4:15 PM  

Whoa, MonkeyPants, if I remember correctly from the other night, you are an extremely thin and small girl. I personally appreciate a fine looking woman, but I don't mind a little meat on them.

By Blogger Betty, at 4:35 PM  

OK, maybe that second picture isn't the best example. But when you're writing posts at your desk at work, trying desperately to keep the Swimsuit Edition website hidden in the lower right hand corner of your screen beneath spreadsheets and emails, it's not always that easy to find the perfect picture of a girl in a bikini.

How about after I get around to going through the issue at home, I'll let you know who my actual favorite is. And I promise, if she seems too thin I will make it my mission in life to help her reach a healthy goal weight. Even if it means I have to trap her in a hotel room somewhere with no phone and no means of escape.

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 4:38 PM  

Yeah, so you chose the bikini over the girl. What are you going to do with it? I mean, it's hardly going to fit.

By Blogger Neil, at 7:24 PM  

FYI, any girl who hates on the swim suit model is really thinking in her head, "god, I wish I looked like that.."


...and I would also take the diamonds...after you cash those in, Molly will come knockin' on the door....then you two can go to victoria's secret.

By Blogger Rune, at 7:44 PM  

My favorite thing is the dude checkin' out the donut girl's boobs...how do I know where he's lookin? take a ruler, and angle it in the direction of his eyes...they are not lookin' at the donuts...nor are they lookin' at her face....

By Blogger Rune, at 7:48 PM  

me likey marissa miller mucho.

By Blogger desert boy, at 11:32 PM  

I did the same thing as your girlfriend, but I'm more intrigued by the airbrushed swimsuits. I study those pictures. Last year's swimsuit issue with all the sports jerseys air brushed on was awesome. My boyfriend likes to study it too and wonder if they have paint all up in their hoo-has.

By Blogger Hope, at 10:15 AM  

I used to have to do the same withing with my SI SI when I had a subsciption at age 9. Rushing home from school to get the mail before my mom could throw it away. And no need to apologize to anyone. You like what you like.

By Blogger White Dade, at 1:55 PM  

i am completely woman enough to say, "yes, i wish my stomach was that toned". and i'm completely girly enough to say, "i wish i had a stylist come over every morning to make my hair do that."

By Blogger Jill, at 2:25 PM  

You know the top lady is Mallory from Real World Paris, yes?

By Blogger Kathryn Is So Over, at 4:04 PM  

but what is the asterisk for after paste?

By Blogger romy, at 6:26 PM  

Is it wrong that I look at that picture of Molly Sims and think that she could stand to lose a few pounds in the stomach area?

By Blogger Libby Mae Brown, at 3:02 PM  

Hey, I fully admit that when I look at these chicks, I am totally wishing I had their body. I don't even think girl #2 is too skinny. Think she looks nice and lean. However, if I have a critique I'll say it because hey, they are displaying their bods so if they've put themselves on a podium to show them off, they should expect some criticism (and my criticism does not in any way negate the fact that I would still rather have their body style than mine!).

My biggest annoyance is with girls I don't find particularly attractive (I guess in the face). It's one thing if people just say "yeah stick a bag on her - her body is hot", but they will often just think she's hot as a total package. Let's thoroughly analyze, people!

Oh, and I don't think that the last model needs to lose a few pounds in the stomach. If she were a fitness/buff type, yes. But she's a nicely shaped woman so it works with the rest of her.

By Blogger hanmee, at 11:03 AM  

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