Good luck avoiding the results of the Women’s Figure Skating finals (taking place now) if you were planning on watching them on TV tonight. After Sasha Cohen’s impressive short-program performance, every website from Yahoo to crappy blogs like The Daily Dump are going to be following the results live via internet.
Here’s the schedule of women’s skaters:
Emily Hughes – 3:17 ET
Sasha Cohen – 4:13 ET
Kimmie Messner – 4:37 ET
Irina Slutskaya (current leader) – 4:45 ET
I wish there was a way to clone myself and then send “present day” Me back in time to, say, October of last year, and have “present day Me” walk up to “back then Me” at my desk at work while I was typing some blog post, and have “present day” Me say, “Guess what. A few months from now you’re going to list, on your blog, the starting times for the Olympic Women’s Figure Skating Finals,” and then watch “back then” Me laugh at “present day” Me and call him a douchebag.