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Tuesday, March 7

SPOILER ALERT! Sean Astin Has Gained A Few Pounds.


Nothing like watching Rudy right before watching the new episode of “24.” It’s like in the time it took me to change the channel we segwayed 15 years and 300 whole hams into the future.

6 Comments:

"Segwayed"? Do you mean "segued," or are you implying that we actually rode a Segway 15 years into the future? Because no matter how incredibly lame Segways are, that'd be pretty cool.

And even though we've all seen this, this opportunity is too wonderful to pass up: http://www.reycorp.com/reyonthehill/image/bush_segway1.jpg

By Blogger Scarlet, at 12:23 PM  

So he spent his giant Lord of the Rings residual check on smoking joints and eating Cheetos?

He could have used the money on a cocaine bender and ended up 30 pounds lighter than his Rudy days.

Speaking of Rudy, how about a three pic comparison of Jon Favreau? (Rudy-Favreau/Swingers-Favreau/Present-Favreau)

Talk about a Bell Curve.

This is the longest comment ever.

By Blogger tall 1, at 12:26 PM  

Here's another spoiler: spell check doesn't catch everything.

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 12:28 PM  

Segways are not lame...in fact, they are awesome.

I think Rudy became D-Bob.

By Blogger Ace Cowboy, at 12:51 PM  

so cruel, but so true.

By Blogger Jill, at 8:49 AM  

Omigod that is so funny. :)

By Blogger Laurie (aka buggy), at 1:37 AM  

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