I call it Self Portrait #10
Back in November I wrote a post about my friend James and how he’s good at painting and how, every so often, his school has these things called “OPEN STUDIOS” where, coincidentally, all the students open up their studios and the public is welcomed in to make pretend they know what’s good and what’s not. Well it’s that time of year again.
So if you have nothing better to do tonight, or if you have something that you think is better, but isn’t really better, but just different, like my mom used to say, then come on over to:
Hunter College Open Studios
450 West 41st (between 9th and 10th Aves.)
Studio 312a on the third floor
6PM – 11PM
I call it Blind Date! (Or Thanks For The Herpes)
Even if art isn’t your thing, there will be free drinks galore. And if free drinks isn’t your thing either, well then you probably stumbled across this blog by accident. And while I can’t promise that there will be naked women like last time, I can promise that given enough wine there is at least a 75% chance of there being a naked man – whether it will be me or some unsuspecting parent who I pants is a question whose answer time can only tell.
I will also be doing stand-up comedy. Sample joke:
“What’s the deal with modern art? Look at this thing, it looks like someone just shat on the canvas! Oh, that is shit on a canvas? Well it’s quite lovely then.”
Email me for details!
I call it Kyle MacLachlan, Erect