Every good blogger has a jury duty post. It’s almost too easy, like for the writers of “Will & Grace” around the Halloween parade. Unfortunately I don’t have one of these “notebook” computers, and while I maintain that my desktop is entirely portable (I’m a strong guy), I don’t think the guys with the metal detectors at the courthouse will be amused with me saying, “That? That’s my key chain. Oh, you mean the other thing? That’s my computer monitor.” So the post will have to wait until I get home.
In the meantime, may the spirit of justice imbibe me with more than just the urge to use complex words like “imbibe.” Let’s all hope together, because if we’ve learned anything from “Prison Break” it’s that the judicial system doesn’t always work, and neither does tattooing the prison blueprint on your body. Much like unprotected sex, that only seems like a good idea at the time.