While we’re on the subject of ridiculous formulas, I checked out the equation The Girlfriend was referring to in her comment, i.e. the one that calculates how nice your butt is.
Apparently, (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V) = Butt Rating, where:
S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right);
C = circularity (rounder is better);
B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred);
F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points);
T = skin texture (no cellulite, please); and
V = the ratio of one's hips to waist.
The person evaluating the butt must assess each variable with a value between 1-20, 20 being the best, then substitute the values into the equation. The perfect rating is approximately 80.
I’m not calling anyone a plagiarizer, but this seems very similar to an equation my friends and I came up with while watching Passion Cove on Cinemax one night. Our equation went:
A = B, where:
A = “Whoa, that is a nice butt”; and
B = “That girl has an awesome butt.”