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Monday, May 15

Google Image Search Result For “I Did Nothing Today.”


Seems about right. Except for one thing.

WHERE ARE THIS DOG’S LEGS?!

And if I wasn’t so inexplicably lazy today I would have photoshopped a thought blurb in that read, “Go ahead, take your pictures. Have a good laugh. If I still had my legs, I would kill you.”

9 Comments:

BI:
I don't think dogs can talk. But if they could, this dog would tell you he's dead.

By Blogger Leezer, at 5:07 PM  

You too huh? Today has been one lazy ho. I got up at 10:30, played with my laptop, ate, and played with my laptop. I'll take this post as a cue to take a shower.

By Blogger Janet, at 5:29 PM  

i'm loving how ghetto this pic is...from the worn out floor to the plastic container cut all jaggedly for a makeshift pool.

By Blogger VespaRosso, at 5:32 PM  

damn, based on the kinds of things you usually post, i had a comment lined up charged with inappropriately ambiguous sexual innuendo. but this photo threw me. nevertheless, i like your style.

P.S. Look at the floors of the juke joint in that photo. That ain't no dog, my friend. That there is the underbelly of rural Katrina-land. I'm pretty sure I went to school with this guy.

By Blogger ducklet, at 6:24 PM  

Did anyone else immediately think of Lt. Dan? (Of Forrest Gump fame)

I also didn't do a damn thing today. This post makes me feel a little bit better about myself.

By Blogger p_is_for_payj, at 6:45 PM  

Oooooo...Caption Contest!

"It wasn't until Rufus awoke in a plastic tub full of melted ice and two missing kidneys that he realized the poodle next door really DID have it out for him. "

By Blogger Jenni, at 9:34 PM  

This is about what I did today too no legs included!

By Blogger Julie_Gong, at 10:19 PM  

i have a dog post, too today. strange. i won't let my dog reads this post as it will lead to even more trouble.

By Blogger treespotter, at 12:50 PM  

Am I banned from your blog if I make the obvious "Life is ruff!" pun? Hee.

By Blogger shirley, at 11:06 PM  

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