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Friday, May 19

I Can’t Believe I Ever Would Have Thought This Was Sexy

Britney Spears, crying at a restaurant while wearing a white apron shirt, black bra and pink thong. Don’t get me wrong, I find girls crying in black bras and pink thongs super hot. Always have. But at this point, I’m pretty sure I would rather hang out with the clearly stoned toddler off to the side than with Britney Spears. And if you had told me two years ago that in two years I would rather hang out with a stoned toddler than Britney Spears, well I would have laughed and laughed. Then I probably would have become very intrigued, because there is a certain novel absurdity to hanging out with a stoned toddler.

(Pictures via the always profound WWTDD)


You can take the girl out of the trailer park . . .

By Blogger Leezer, at 4:23 PM  

That is QUITE the outfit. And quite the expression. And I love that she's dressed like that at the mommy restaurant with all the other mommies and little kids looking on. What is this woman trying to prove?

By Blogger babyoog, at 4:26 PM  

oh no, i can see why you would be confused, but she isn't crying. the man in the booth behind her was fly fishing and her face interrupted his delivery.
her put her back into the lake soon after.

By Blogger Lord of the Barnyard, at 4:56 PM  

You're right, it does look suspiciously like The Invisible Man is giving her a solid fishhook.

She really makes you wonder: Is it THAT hard to not make those kinds of faces in public?

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 5:01 PM  

Oh C'MON! She is wearing a bra people! A real live, full coverage bra. No nip nips hanging out or nothin. We must praise her for this--seriously. Can't she get a spokesperson deal extolling the virtues of supported bosoms, especially the bosoms of trailer trash now?

By Blogger Marci (aka Baby Banana), at 6:12 PM  

Sweet Jesus.

By Blogger Jenni, at 7:02 PM  

i cannot believe she's pregnant again. i echo VF.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:11 PM  

Wouldn't just about any mom look the worst mom ever if people w/ cameras followed her around all day? Ah, who am I kidding. She's an idiot.

By Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, at 7:59 PM  

When Britney was in fighting shape, I never thought I'd seen a better body. My manager had that picture up on his wall of her wearing just the sweater and high heels. How far they have fallen. I hope hope hope hope she gets her act together and puts out another albumn. I do believe her ship may have passed.

By Blogger Maulleigh, at 8:53 PM  

You hope she puts out another album? Really?

By Blogger Libby Mae Brown, at 10:18 PM  

Further proof that you should have to apply for a licence to breed.

By Blogger Indiana, at 10:35 PM  

I hope she gets some parenting help. That poor baby.

By Blogger jackt, at 12:51 AM  

Don’t forget she is married to K-Fed
the Douche-Bag.
She can't sink any lower.

By Blogger C.Rag, at 6:58 AM  

Okay I've never been a Britney fan, and yea she's and idiot, but I wish people would just leave her alone. It doesn't help being surrounded by the paparazzi everywhere you go. Apparently she was being swarmed, she lost her footing almost dropping her kid and she ran into this restaurant and burst into tears because she knew this (more publicity about her sucking) would happen. That doesn't explain the outfit I know, but can't we just leave her alone to sort out the mess she's made? She's down and curled up in a ball, do we need to keep kicking her?

By Blogger rawbean, at 10:30 AM  

That's a great Family Guy clip from your Douche-Bag link.

On another note I don't know why people are getting all upset about the baby falling hitting its head, b/c that's what happened to Kevin Federline as a baby. And he turned out okay...

By Blogger AngryMan, at 2:13 PM  

Did I post that? Man, I'm losing my mind today...

By Blogger AngryMan, at 11:51 PM  

A. Price of fame: crappy days always caught and publicized for the general public to snark at; though as a new mother I sympathize with the inevitable slips and boogers, but not that bra with the shirt.

B. You'd think she has three assistants to help her look moderately together (holding drinks, kids, K-fed leash, etc...). First mother rule- accept all help available.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:48 AM  

If you knew that your life was under such scrutiny (and at what point are stars going to stop complaining about the scrutiny? It comes with the territory of being famous. Choose.) would you seriously leave your house looking like this? I mean, sure I can head to the grocery store looking like crap but I'm certain NO ONE is photographing me. If I KNEW they would be I would stay in if I looked this bad or I would at least make the bra match (?!?!) the outfit (!??!) What the heck? Is stardom just new to her?!?

Sorry, I have no pity for those who were billionaires at a young age and then don't know how to handle it.

By Blogger Amy, at 11:41 AM  

Wow- KatIE Holmes Cruise gets all kinds of sympathy for her crazy belly- but when someone is obviously crying out for help by going out in public like this- she gets none? People!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:49 AM  

She's got her kid in a wife beater at 7 months, she's overweight, knocked up, disheveled and her bra strap is showing. I hope they live in a double-wide fancy trailer...

By Blogger F Train 2 Brooklyn, at 3:04 PM  

i can't look at her these days without thinking of Joy, on Earl.

love it.

By Anonymous stella, at 4:59 PM

I saw this and thought of you- you could put it on your list of summer philanthropy.

By Blogger Betty, at 1:55 PM  

Little Sean Preston is a cutie though.... I do wish his mommy would fix up and look presentable.

I hate that bun-on-the-head look.

By Anonymous Kerry, at 10:42 AM  

oh come now you know all of us at one point or another went out looking like this and she was probably making that face at some stinky diaper. I tell you what, if I were her I would have been in rehab alot sooner.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:57 AM  

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