Britney Spears, crying at a restaurant while wearing a white apron shirt, black bra and pink thong. Don’t get me wrong, I find girls crying in black bras and pink thongs super hot. Always have. But at this point, I’m pretty sure I would rather hang out with the clearly stoned toddler off to the side than with Britney Spears. And if you had told me two years ago that in two years I would rather hang out with a stoned toddler than Britney Spears, well I would have laughed and laughed. Then I probably would have become very intrigued, because there is a certain novel absurdity to hanging out with a stoned toddler.
(Pictures via the always profound WWTDD)