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Wednesday, June 7

Nothing Says “Pick me up and hold me against your face” Like

(NOTE: Sometimes when I don’t know how to spell a word, I type it into Google knowing that Google will suggest the correct spelling if I am wrong. No, I don’t remember why I needed to write gonorrhea, although I can confirm that no one I know has it and its usage probably wasn’t work related. Rest assured, I understand that the obvious joke here is that I have contracted gonorrhea and was searching for facts about it on the internet, because that is obviously what someone would do when their doctor told them they had gonorrhea – say, “Oh my,” then go home and search Google for further details.)


I have this problem with diarrhea and cercaria.

By Blogger Leezer, at 9:40 PM  

But the real question is can you get a ringtone WITH Gonorreah?

By Blogger FlippingChipmunk, at 10:55 PM  

No, no! The real question is can you get gonorrhea FROM a ringtone?

By Blogger shirley, at 11:56 PM  

By the way, gonorrhea? Totally hard to spell. No wonder your doctor told you to google it for yourself.

By Blogger shirley, at 11:57 PM  

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By Blogger Lara, at 12:06 AM  

Once you learn to spell one rrhea, you can spell them all! Gonorrhea, diarrhea, cinnamonbunarrhea, carjackarrhea . . .

By Blogger Leezer, at 12:18 AM  

Yes, but can you get syphilis-free ringtones? What about herpes?

Herpe belated birthday to your girlfriend!

By Blogger Jess Riley, at 12:48 AM  

Google is truly the King of all search engines.

By Blogger Just, at 7:47 AM  

If I were to download a Gonorrhea ring-tone do I have to put my phone on penecillin?

Does it burn when it rings?

Are there shankers on it's key pad, or a cottage-cheese like discharge seeping out of the speakers?

OK. I'm done now.

By Blogger Jenni, at 8:49 AM  

get out her antibacterial gel and smothers herself in it

By Blogger Shopaholic KitKatWoman, at 9:08 AM  

Penicillin is evidently a difficult word to spell as well. ;)

By Blogger Carrie Broadshoulders, at 9:47 AM  

If you ever do get Gonorrhea, you can just rub some dirt on it to get rid of it.

By Blogger Tim, at 10:55 AM  

Thanks. I'm not having sex ever again...

By Blogger randommoments, at 11:14 AM  

If you can't spell it, you can't get it.

By Blogger Betty, at 11:33 AM  

well sadly for you people who can spell gonnorhea but not penicillin...y'all in trouble!!!!

By Blogger Carrie Broadshoulders, at 11:37 AM  

Please feed us. We're all out of gonorrhea jokes.

By Blogger Leezer, at 3:19 PM  

Syphilis is just so much easier to spell. Can't everything just be syphilis? (Or, by that logic, "the flu")

By Blogger p_is_for_payj, at 2:06 PM  

you know it could be the name of the coolest hippest band we've never heard of.

And I too use google for spellcheck...kind of wierd isn't it?

anyways...enjoy those ringtones, and keep your phone a fair distance from your ear. (And keep your phone to yourself)

--RC of

By Blogger RC, at 1:45 AM  

Spamming at it's brightest.

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