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Friday, July 14

Bear With Me, I Have A Hangover The Size Of Mexico


Ohhh dread those days. Ugh I feel ya.

By Blogger Softball Slut, at 12:52 PM  

Bummer :( I was startled by your post as it reminded me that I dreamt about bears last night, really clever bears who seemed really adept at outsmarting my attempts to chase them away. Weird.

By Blogger Mood Indigo, at 12:54 PM  

Have you ever thought that you might have a drinking problem? Or is that problem that you didn't drink enough to stalve off the hangover Cause a lot of your posts begin this way. Still dig the blog.

By Blogger HelloBettyLou, at 12:55 PM  

Yes, Bettylou, I have thought about having a drinking problem: I have thought that it's none of your goddamned business!

(When you imagine me saying this, imagine me crying and licking the rim of an empty bottle of vodka.)

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 1:14 PM  

Often times people endure wicked hangovers when they suck at Beirut and have to drink lots of beer.

The lesson? If you don't throw like a girl, you'll probably have better Fridays.

By Blogger Ace Cowboy, at 1:23 PM  

i guess it might be a bad time to tell you feel totally awesome, sitting here in bed drinking tea in my underwear?

thought so.

By Blogger heather, at 1:23 PM  

Guess you're not feeling particularly young looking at this point, either. Have you learned nothing...

By Blogger Ali, at 1:50 PM  

I thought I was going to be a disaster today but oddly enough I woke up in decent shape.

Despite my hatred for the song, I think that rendition of "Cotton Eye Joe" at the end of the night subconsciously invigorated me somehow.

By Anonymous Larry, at 2:26 PM  

I'm putting you on the liver transplant list.

By Blogger belligerent mother, at 3:49 PM  

See, even your mom is worried. I am totally justified in my concern. Who will give me reason to smile and laugh in the midst of my corporate drone life when you can't blog anymore?

By Blogger HelloBettyLou, at 4:02 PM  

Dan, you do suck at beer pong. I am really disappointed in your skills. But then I sucked at pool so I guess we are even.

By Blogger Betty, at 4:12 PM  

Don't worry, I have a plan!

Headline: "Study says drinking coffee may prevent liver damage"

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 4:18 PM  

I read that article too. Irish coffees for all!

By Blogger Tete Rouge, at 4:24 PM  

But hey, you had a ball while building up that hangover. So it's worth it, right?

Also, bears are cuddly!

By Blogger spinachdip, at 4:49 PM  

I woke up a little worse for wear, but when my iPod (on shuffle) kicked off into "Take on Me" as I headed to the subway - I felt a whole lot better.

I've never hoe-downed with a nicer bunch of folks!

'Course, dunno if I've ever hoe-downed - but I had y'all fooled last night!

By Blogger MonkeyPants, at 4:51 PM  

Heh. I hate it when people assume they know what's best for you. Keep throwing whiskey's over one lip, bro (if that is your desire). I was sober last night and feel crappy. If I had gotten all carved up at least I feel like I accomplished something. No excuses tomorrow. Off to brave the beer rapids and 100-degree firmly in hand.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:15 PM  

I don't have a "drinking problem."

It's more like a "drinking opportunity."

By Anonymous slinkybender, at 10:51 AM  

Liver schmiver...we're all going to go're just trying to make your exit as painfree and drunk as possible.

Nice Job.

By Blogger Jenni, at 12:58 PM  

You're young. You're smart. You're awsome. Drink away.

P.S. Did you barf? That's the worse kind of hangover. Please provide details.

By Blogger Leezer, at 12:24 AM  

You know that the bear is actually the shape of that map?!

By Blogger mrsmogul, at 3:05 AM  

Mexican bears are the worst.

If I had a nickle...

By Blogger Ryan, at 3:27 AM  

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