Because nothing is more exciting than a post detailing what you will be posting in the future, I’ve decided to break up the epic Montreal trip into a series of vignettes, which I believe is, appropriately enough, a French word meaning “abbreviated insights into ordinary lives presented in such a way as to make even the most trivial aspect seem profound.” Ah, the French. With their cigarettes and their body odor. Always so intense.
So as soon as I dig myself out of this pile of work I’ll start the vignettes. I don’t know how soon that will be though because one of my bosses just learned what a PDF is and how you can turn things into a PDF, and now he has coined the verb “PDF it.” As in: (handing me a letter) “What do you think, should we PDF it?”
Theoretically, this could go on for years.
P.S. Check out the menu options on the Montreal tourist website:
With one errant click, Dad could really screw up plans for his family’s Christmas vacation to Montreal.