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Wednesday, July 26

Yahoo! Fails To Mention That Pulse In Question Is That Of A Man 30 Seconds Into A Heart Attack

I can’t think of one single list I would like to be on with Paris Hilton as number one, except maybe “Richest Worthless Human,” and even then I’m still holding out hope that God has a plan for me.

My suggestion for number one on this list:


oh, pandering to the parker posey set is just cheap, Mr. Dump. what's the matter, couldn't find a picture of catherine keener playing a tuba?

i don't know what any of that means, btw. but you have to admit, it sounds like hip critique.

By Blogger ducklet, at 2:41 PM  

i always said that when i get married, a song from a mighty wind would be my wedding song.

fortunately, i am never getting married.

By Blogger kat, at 2:50 PM  

ducky - so spot on.

nobody, and I do mean nobody, panders like dan can. Nobody.

By Anonymous angelina, at 2:52 PM  

*Slaps Forehead*

Just when I think that the music industry is getting out if its rut, something like this happens:

"Daddy! I want a record label!"

By Blogger Janet, at 2:53 PM  

This just made me throw up a little.


And, how is J.Lo -- who I personally detest, but begrudgingly admit was in one good movie (Out Of Sight) -- not on this craptastic list?

By Blogger Dara, at 3:39 PM  

I gotta say, maybe it's because my expectations were beyond low but...the song really wasn't that bad. At least no crappier than Justin Timberlake's new song.

By Blogger T., at 3:42 PM  

Hey, don't try to take Parker away from me. I've loved her since Party Girl. That's right, I love Parker Posey and I saw Party Girl. This isn't no pandering to the "Parker Posey set" - I AM THE PARKER POSEY SET!

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 3:42 PM  

I thought the same thing about J.Lo. I think she was more of a lucky benefactor of being in a good movie with an otherwise good cast. But what are we comparing it with here, House of Wax? Come on.

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 3:54 PM  

I am also the Parker Posey set...although I think mary-Louise Parker is the sexier Parker.

I'd do Peter Parker, too.

By Blogger Ace Cowboy, at 4:00 PM  

Being from Mississippi...I'm very proud of our little Parker.

She's fantastic. It doesn't get better than when she sings "Teacher's Pet" in "Waiting for Guffman."

As far as that bogus double threat list...pure...crapola.

J-Lo so should be on that should Gwyneth Paltrow (who has an album coming out)...and, as much as I hate her, I have to say even Lindsay Lohan deserves to be on that list more than Paris, Hilary and Jessica.

By the by...Paris Hilton needs to be removed from all lists...period.

She disgusts me.

By Blogger TALK!, at 4:04 PM  

Parker Posey is one of the most underrated actresses in her industry.

True story.

And I also fell in love with her in "Party Girl."

Dewey Decimal System is where it's at.

By Blogger Madame Agent, at 4:19 PM  

Well, you know, according to such reliable sources (ie herself), Paris Hilton is THE iconic blond of our era. If I were blond, that statement would make me want to shoot myself. Luckily, I'm not.

And how the hell did Paris Hilton get ranked higher than Beyonce?

By Blogger Rebecca, at 4:21 PM  

"I can always go back to the DQ...They said they'd take me back..."
*fanning singular beat-up chicken wing on grill and smoking a ciggy.*

I worship her.

By Blogger JP, at 5:02 PM  

"I been workin' here at the D.Q. for about, um... eight months? Seven? I don't know, somethin' like that, it's fun. Just do the cones... make sundaes, make Blizzards, 'n... put stuff on 'em, 'n... see a lot of people come in, a lot of people come to the D.Q... burgers... ice cream... anything, you know? Cokes... just drive in and get a Coke, if you're thirsty."
--Libby Mae Brown, "Waiting for Guffman"


"I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people. Because you're bastard people...I'm going to go home and just...just...bite my pillow."
--Corky St. Clair, "Waiting for Guffman"

By Blogger TALK!, at 5:43 PM  

talk, thank you for putting up those quotes. It reminds me that I need to watch those movies again real soon.

Parker Posey is a total hottie. I felt really bad when she died in Scream 3.

By Blogger FlippingChipmunk, at 6:11 PM  

Christ. The world really is going to hell, isn't it?

By Blogger Trix, at 11:48 AM  

I'll have a falafel with hot sauce, a side of baba ganoush and a seltzer.

What's up buttercup? The rent, and I'm not paying.

Party Girl = one of the best movies ever. I ordered that shit from Canada on DVD before it was released here on DVD just so I could completely my Parker Posey DVD collection.

Though I will say The House of Yes will always be my favorite Parker Posey film.

And now that I know you love her, I will now officially start stalking you.

By Blogger Carrie Broadshoulders, at 2:04 PM  

What? No mention of Parker in the new Superman movie?

By Blogger Cheeseburger, at 2:26 PM  

cheeseburger...the lack of mention regarding the new superman movie stems from (I'm assuming everyone will agree with this)...waaaaay too much kate skankworth and waaaaay too little posey.

however...the failing-car-brakes scene was tremendous. nothin' says lovin' like a screamin' posey running down pedestrians.


wtf? kate bosworth as lois lane? that should have been parker...ROBBED!

By Blogger TALK!, at 2:37 PM  

i swear parker posey is on something. that girl is just so bizarre.
but i totally love her.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:22 PM  

Jessica Simpson? Where's NICK's song? Oh gawd! My friend did a Pepsi Commercial with Parker Posey last Sept. She said she was standoffish.

By Blogger mrsmogul, at 4:24 PM  

She's standoffish because she's cool.

By Blogger the belligerent intellectual, at 4:33 PM  

Or is she cool because she's standoffish?

By Blogger Cheeseburger, at 9:36 PM  

Maybe your friend was a bitch? Or smelled badly?

By Blogger Carrie Broadshoulders, at 11:34 AM  

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