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Tuesday, August 29

Sometimes I’m Just Irrationally Bitter And It’s Not Your Fault


I’m taking the week off. Because I can.

Enjoy the extra three minutes a day you won’t waste reading my opinions and misadventures. Try to do something productive with them, like not cry.

38 Comments:

LASSIE! LAAAASSIIIIEEE, COME HOME!

By Blogger ducklet, at 1:03 PM  

You will be missed!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:04 PM  

There's no 'daily' in a week off BI. I suppose we'll forgive you if you come back with a wicked new template though :)

By Blogger Mood Indigo, at 1:09 PM  

You are supposed to be dumping daily. Dumping DAILY.

I'm sorry if I came off a bit intense there.

By Blogger 123-I-Love-You, at 1:15 PM  

Sure, take as MUCH TIME AS YOU NEED.
It's not like we are totally addicted to your blog or anything. We can quit anytime we want. Seriously. We'll be totally fine without you for a week (!). Don't worry about us...

By Blogger Cherry Ride, at 1:27 PM  

I was already crying by the time that you said not to cry.

By Blogger Analyst Catalyst, at 1:38 PM  

What! FINE! I'll go make my own dump!

By Blogger Shawn, at 1:41 PM  

I'd like to think I'm crying with you, Dan, not at you. And I mean that in the most hetero way possible.

Wow...that still sounds creepy.

By Blogger HomeImprovementNinja, at 2:01 PM  

You will feel all bloated by not taking your Daily Dump! We'll miss you!!!

By Blogger Kerry, at 2:46 PM  

Finally have some real work to do - like, your job???

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:36 PM  

Since when has your irrational bitterness stopped you from posting? No excuse, BI. NONE. (Also, I really think while you are changing your format, you should consider changing your tag. Because it would be so much funnier if the initials spelled some kind of digestive disorder like IBS.)

By Blogger Rebecca, at 4:04 PM  

Nice pecs.

By Blogger johnnycat, at 4:39 PM  

Just for that I'm putting dark streaks in my hair and that never turns out attractive. I will be blaming the horrendous backlash on you, mister. *glares*
:P

By Blogger Circe, at 5:34 PM  

I'm with circe! I'm dying my hair dark brown tomorrow in protest!
waaaa.... no Daily Dump for a week.....

By Blogger lena, at 5:43 PM  

We'll miss youuuuuuuuuuuu...

By Blogger Dirt Star, at 10:29 PM  

you're a blemish on our entire generation. you should be ashamed.

By Blogger Lux Lisbon, at 4:55 AM  

: [


what else am i going to read? i haven't found a blog as entertaining as yours as of yet!

either way, enjoy your week. : ]

By Blogger Kawaii desu ne, at 10:07 AM  

obviously, you need more fiber

By Blogger birdie, at 11:22 AM  

Unlike most everyone else, I'm glad you're taking a break. I'm not gonna miss you one bit...not ONE BIT, I say! I really needed the break. (As I'm sure it will make you all the wittier, crazy-funnier, and entertaining..er, which is just good for everyone all around.) Hope you have a chance to enjoy your time off, man...

By Blogger Faith, at 11:28 AM  

please tell us that's actually you in the photo this time. Give us a morsel to savor for the long week ahead.

By Blogger Z, at 3:33 PM  

Hey, being unproductive at work is the reason why I read your blog, and now you've let a brother down!

Thanks to you, NOW I'm bitter and irrational.

:::emo tears:::

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:29 PM  

Hey, what is this? Are we all supposed to be on vacation? This is like the time I went to school on a snow day, not realizing it was closed.

By Anonymous Neil, at 8:15 PM  

God.

You're so selfish.

;)

By Blogger Jenni, at 9:06 PM  

We miss ya! Word

By Blogger Softball Slut, at 11:16 AM  

COMMMMMMMMMMMMME BACKKKKKKKKKK!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:37 PM  

Glad to find that the week you took off, I did too, so I didnt have to miss too much! That was kind of you to not want to have me miss much!

By Blogger Sarah, at 12:13 PM  

Just when I thought life couldn't get any more cruel...

By Blogger Nathalie, at 10:32 PM  

Trackback is so you can click to posts that are linked to you. I think that's how that works. I don't know HTML from fortran (that should tell you how long it's been since I've taken a programming language course - that if it weren't for my computer geek brother I would have never passed) but I'm good at guessing through the code. I would love some help too. If you don't mind forwarding someone over to me - I would be much appreciative.

By Blogger Two Roads, at 11:05 AM  

Has is been a week yet??? :(

By Blogger Beechball, at 2:16 PM  

I meant, has IT been a week yet... doh!

By Blogger Beechball, at 2:16 PM  

Almost a week gone now.

And a silent anticipation falls over the Dump, as everyone holds their breath to see what words of wisdom will be brought forth after a week of solitude.

No pressure.

Take your time.

By Blogger Matt, at 3:58 PM  

Okay, it has officially been a week. I'm expecting a blog today...no pressure.

By Blogger Dirt Star, at 9:33 AM  

I guess this is what it's like to try and take a whizz with a few hundred people watching you?

By Blogger Matt, at 10:43 AM  

Dump:
You are bitter because you need to quit your day job and get down to the thing you're supposed to do - write for a living. Jeez. Make TG pay the rent while you sit at home in your underwear with bedhead at a Smith Corona Selectric.

By Blogger Leezer, at 12:11 PM  

Site is dark while our hero ponders whether the guy in the Smucker's commercials actually talks like that all the time. Sorry, but I am only the messenger.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:49 PM  

Buddy, it has officially been a week and a half since your last real post. What the f?

Something interesting must have happened over Labor Day weekend, so let's hear it.

By Blogger Libby Mae Brown, at 4:45 PM  

I miss you! Where are you? Come back to the internets!!!

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By Blogger 123 123, at 12:04 PM  

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